There’s both an art to texting and teasing. If you’re good at teasing in real life, it doesn’t automatically follow that you’ll be good at teasing texts. A lot of this is down to the fact that tone isn’t always easy to gauge via text, as well as the fact that many of us overthink our text messages. Faced with the opportunity to edit our texts to death, we screw up and send something offensive instead of sexy!
But it’s okay because we’ve got you covered. Let’s take a look at the best teasing texts to send for single men and women.
1. “I hope you like surprises btw…”
Surprises? Do I like surprises? Of course I do. WHAT IS IT?!
I love this text because it piques the other person’s curiosity and gets them interested. By bringing them into the game with this cheeky text, you’re teasing them and putting yourself in control.
You’re not going to let them know what the surprise is just yet, of course. Instead, you’re going to make them wait.
If it happens to put them off their work, well, your job here is complete!
2. “Just about to take a shower…wish you could join…”
We both know what kind of response your crush will have if you send this text message:
“Yes, if only. How annoying that I can’t be there and have to work instead and do all these important databases that can’t wait and BOSS I’M SICK I GOTTA GO HOME BYE.”
3. “If you could do anything you wanted with me tonight, what would you do?”
This is one of the greatest teasing texts to do because it gets them to fantasize, initiates role play and will make things hot and steamy between the two of you.
Plus, you’re giving them free reign to literally do anything they want to you.
Of course, the keyword here is “if”.
It’s like the forbidden fruit. They can’t have it, but boy, the things they’d do if they could.
Can’t you feel the sexual frustration?
4. “Too bad you’re not here right now…”
Yes, too bad. Too bad because you’ve just baked cookies? Ordered pizza? Downloaded the new season of Stranger Things?
It’s none of those things and they know it.
The problem they’ve got is that you’re not going to explain why it’s too bad. Instead, you’re going to let their imagination go into overdrive as they go insane picturing all kinds of sexy things they’re missing out on.
If you want a teasing text that will drive them crazy, this is the One.
5. “Sorry, I’m busy this evening. Guess you’ll have to wait ;)”
Oh, you absolute TEASE!
They want to see you tonight.
They HAVE to see you tonight.
What’s more, they assumed they would be seeing you tonight. They got all excited and then you go and send them this text.
Don’t worry that teasing texts like these will put them off. They won’t. Instead, they’ll create an air of mystery and intrigue around you (what on Earth could you be doing?) while also making their heart grow fonder.
They’ll definitely wait.
6. “Just thinking about what we did last week. It was hot.”
Last week was last week. It’s gone. It can never come back. So why are you being such an impossible tease who’s going to remind them of something they know they can never have again?
Because you’re a big tease who wants to get what you want out of this.
Evoking sexy memories is a great way to tease them via text. It puts the right imagery in their minds, and increases their desire to do it all over again with you.
7. “In the lingerie department. Just spent way too much time in the dressing room…”
Do you want to kill him while he’s at work? Or at the very least, do you want to fry his brain so that he can’t focus on his work and gets fired?! Then send him this text!
Tell him you’re buying lingerie. Tell him you’ve tried it on and couldn’t believe how good you looked in the mirror and that you got a bit carried away thinking of him.
These are some of the best teasing texts men and women can send. Got any of your own? Leave us a comment below!