Birthday’s aren’t going anywhere, so let’s get down to the basics. Make it a habit when you meet someone to ask when their birthday is. If you don’t receive alerts via social networking sites, then set up your own alerts on your phone.
What should you do next? Text, text, text!
I call it the Birthday Bomb. Even if you haven’t sent a text to a particular person in months, there is no better date than their birthday to “rekindle” the text relationship. Surprise them with something sexy or funny. Read on for various message flavors.
Humorous Birthday Text Messages
As you have probably already heard countless times, when you’re funny, you are automatically more attractive. If you know your partner well, then why not tease them a little and then follow up with a heart-felt text directly afterwards?
“Happy birthday! I’ll be there with a fire extinguisher”
“Congratulations on the anniversary of your escape from the womb.”
“Happy birthday! I’m bringing a black magic marker in case you pass out early.”
“It can’t be your birthday. Vampires don’t have birthdays.”
“Happy Birthday! There aren’t going to be any clowns at your party, are there?”
“Happy Birthday! I hope you aren’t expecting me to sing to you.”
Sweet Happy Birthday Text Message
Sweet messages can be an even bigger treat for your partner than scrumptious birthday cake…and unlike the frosting laden calorie bomb, they won’t destroy your special someone’s “girlish figure.”
“One more awesome year of YOU in the world!”
“Wish I could spend the whole day with you, spoiling you rotten. Happy Birthday.”
“I’m coming over to sing to you and shower you with birthday kisses.”
“I know it’s your birthday, but I feel like I’m the one who gets the present – you.”
“You should be celebrated every day, not just on your birthday….”
Sexy Birthday Text Messages
Everyone knows about “birthday sex,” but how about “birthday sexts”? Why not use their special day to prepare them for some “after cake” adult activities?
“It’s your birthday. Tonight, lie back, and let me take care of everything.”
“I’m ready to get drunk and naked in honor of YOU!”
“Happy Birthday! So how many times do I need to spank you?”
“Happy birthday. What time do you want to unwrap me?”
“Happy birthday! Today you can eat your cake and have me too.”
Birthdays are the perfect occasion to spice up your relationship, or further cement your bond. Have fun texting your special someone and putting a smile on their face. Make your text message an enticing gift they’ll be thrilled to open. If you would like more ideas for creative messages, then check out TEXT WEAPON – French Seduction Made Easy. It will teach you the art of texting with the French Touch to romance so you can fire off a tasty text messages any day of the year, not just a happy birthday text message.