Text flirting advice comes in many shapes and colors. Today it comes in the form of children’s chemistry sets and dirty old men. Growing up, I had a little chemistry set that I used to make “coctions” – my personal take on concoctions. I spent hours and hours mixing and watching and testing my new products on everything from my mom’s nails and hair to the wooden kitchen table.
I know I’m not the only kid who went through the mad scientist phase. But it seems that as I grow older, I remain one of the few conction-making weirdos…which is a shame, because experimentation is fun stuff.
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Ever wonder if eating garlic can be effective at turning someone off? Well, I did, and I decided to test the theory. There’s a small print shop near my house that I frequently use to make copies. I dread going there, not because I hate making copies, but because the man behind the counter ticks every box you could think of for a “dirty old man.”
He undresses you with his eyes the moment you walk through the door, he has a dirty smile, he stands too close, and he says inappropriate things. His only “attractive” quality is that he works in the only print shop in the area, and is the gatekeeper between copies and no copies.
Sick of his annoying advances, I decided to try out the garlic trick. One day, I ate three cloves of garlic before going into his shop. Guess what? It worked like a charm! Suddenly, he didn’t want to stand next to me as I navigated the print settings. The lewd grin had vanished. I happily made my copies without being ogled. Mission accomplished. Remember that there is more than one way to play a player or outsmart unwanted advances.
Text Flirting Advice Based On “Concoctions”
Next time you find yourself faced with a boring or unwelcome text, try experimenting. See if you can use your messages to attract the type of response you want. For example, if someone takes days to respond to your texts, instead of answering with something sweet, such as, “It’s so good to hear from you. I was getting worried about you,” try something sarcastic, like, “Oh, you’re still there, I almost forgot about you!”
Instead of wishing your partner good luck with something trivial just to be nice, be sassy. Bin your typical boring message “Good luck giving your speech at the PTA meeting this evening,” change it up to “Looking forward to your speech. Just keep in mind: The better you do, the hornier I’m going to be!”
Experimentation is good stuff. Don’t leave it to the kids with the chemistry sets. Try it out in your texting too.
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