But it’s okay because in this article I take a look at the most devilishly saucy text messages designed to help both men and women create an irresistible mood.
Forget the naked selfies, start undressing them with your words. The imagery in this text is unbelievable:
“Just got home, soaked to the skin from the rain. Now naked and realize all my other clothes are in the wash. What to do…”
It’s raining and you’re wet.
Scratch that. It’s been raining, and you’re wet and naked. Hot.
And there’s the coup de grace at the end:“what should I do next” inviting them into the conversation…
You Can Be Out Of Sight, But Never Out Of Mind
They’ve gone out for dinner with friends but you’re not with them. Instead, you’re home alone, bored and horny.
They’ve texted you to update you on what’s happening. The chicken was good and now it’s onto dessert.
Who cares?! You’re gonna make them all hot and bothered by sending them this saucy text that lets them know in no uncertain terms what you’d be doing if you were with them right now.
Don’t hold back. Keep going, they’ll love it!
“The things I would do to you under the table if I was with you right now.”
Go Fifty Shades
Want some fun? Or, do you want sex? Or, maybe do you want to be dominated? Let them know. It will turn them on hugely and they’ll be hot for replying.
Sometimes, the most sizzling texts are the ones that get straight to the point.
“If you make me beg, I will. I’ll do whatever you want. I am yours to own. Take me.”
Get Your Naughty On
“Trying to work, but literally cannot stop thinking about last night I want round 2.”
This text is oh so naughty on so many levels.
I mean, first of all they’ve gotta work and you’re distracting them. That’s mean!
Secondly, by reminding them that you want round 2 of last night’s shenanigans, you’re going to make them hot for texting you back.
Be prepared for things to get a bit steamy.
Make Shopping Sexy
Out hitting the shops with your girlfriends? Don’t forget to tease your guy. Excite him. Turn him on. This is exactly how to do it.
“If you can guess what I just bought from the underwear department, I’ll wear it for you tonight.”
If they’re staying over tonight, raise the temperature with this steamy text. Unfortunately, you’ve got to go to work tomorrow. But you wouldn’t mind one bit if they made you late.
“I want you to make me late for work tomorrow…”
Dreams Can Be Sexy Too…
Why not try sending some saucy text messages about the hot dream you had last night?
Erotic dreams are a great way to get their attention. It shows them you’ve been thinking about them, and that your subconscious wants them as much as your conscious mind wants them. And that’s hot.
“I had a very naughty dream about us last night. The things you did to me… please do that for real.”
If you send this text then be prepared to go into a bit of detail if they ask, but don’t go too far. Be a tease. Keep them guessing what kind of carnal desires your unconscious mind has for them.
The Mile High Club
Traveling somewhere? Send them one of these saucy text messages to create some devilish imagery about the illicit stuff the two of you would get up to if you were traveling together.
It can’t fail to raise the sexual tension.
“I am so turned on right now that I want you on this train/plane.”
Go into more detail too. Tell them what you’d do to them and where. No need to tease them with this text. Be direct and explicit.
Go The Direct Route
Sometimes, no other words are needed then:
“I. Want. You.”
I hope you enjoy these saucy text messages. Remember, your only limitation is your imagination…